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So this just happened.

not-a-heart-a-kaleidoscope:

modmad:

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My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

now why can’t this happen to me?

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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greenzeldy:

tattsandcats123:

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

FUCKING. SPACE.

That is fucking frightening.

(Source: child-of-thecosmos, via guy)

Shark In The Water

Anonymous said: Tuna :)

Hahah why am I tuna?

montparnah:

autisticbrucebanner:

straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

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straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

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westerosimatriarchy:

When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

(Source: dana-cardinal, via l3ae)

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jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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disneyworld-is-my-home:

kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

THAT LAST ONE. 

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tomche:

w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

THEY’RE ENGAGED

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via fluent-in-lesbianism)